I posted some politically themed Valentines Day poems on Twitter yesterday, riffing off the venerable, “Roses are red, Violets are blue…” Regardless of your thoughts on the content, you gotta admit I did pretty good with the meter!  For posterity:

Roses AREN’T red!
Violets AREN’T blue!
Says the new @GOP,
Gaslighting you.

Roses are red,
The Russians are too,
And through @GOP greed,
Are now ruling you

Roses are red
And long secret’s symbol,
Which the @GOP’s now crushing,
Because of her email.

Roses are red,
Our @POTUS is orange,
WHAT THE HELL AMERICA!?
THE FUCK’S WRONG WITH YOU!?

#Resist